Monday, December 11, 2017

A Rambling Essay on Politics, Tribalism, Outrage, and the Human Condition

If you know me well enough, you know I'm fascinated with human psychology and behavior. So fascinated that my career revolves around observing behavior to help make products easier to use and understand, and more efficient to build and maintain. This stems from a lifelong joy in people-watching.

I'm not unique in the pleasure I get from sitting in a hidden corner of a public space, watching people and listening to them interact. Many people enjoy this. I think I might be a little obsessive with it though. I like to provoke people with rhetorical grenades, just to watch the fireworks that ensue. And typically I don't even participate in the follow-up arguments.

The last couple of years have proven to be exceptionally interesting in this regard. We have had some really polarizing, and really terrible candidates running for various high offices. In fact, it seems the worse they are, the more likely they are to be successful. This is kind of bizarre. We all know they're terrible, but we all believe the opponents to be more terrible, or just not viable. So we elect terrible people to preside over our government, to adjudicate our laws and to represent us in our legislatures. Why do we do this?

Our presidential election in 2016 featured 5 prominent candidates - Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein. I include Jill Stein and Gary Johnson not because they ever really stood a chance at winning, but because they got a lot more press than they would have in most years, simply because the other candidates were so terrible. Bernie Sanders didn't stand a chance to get the Democratic nod against the collusion and shenanigans of the Clinton machine, but he was no less terrible a candidate. But at least his terribleness was because he's a delusional, socialist crank and not because he's a power-hungry crook. Or at least that's how it seemed.

In the end, we were left with the two very worst presidential candidates in US history. There's a lot of blame to go around for how we ended up here. From years of liberal pandering and marginalizing working class white people, to years of right-wing religious pretense at being persecuted, to Facebook's and Twitter's enabling of wingnuts to shout their bizarre opinions at large audiences, to DOJ meddling, to Russian meddling, to corporate meddling, to media malfeasance, to race-baiting, all the way to the people who, when given an option, decide to pull for a (D) or an (R) every single time, regardless of the issues or the candidates.

Really, though, how could it be any other way in a democracy? In a democracy, everyone (of legal age) is allowed to vote, regardless of any actual knowledge of issues or any actual ability to process abstract information. Yes, what I'm saying is that the biggest problem with democracy is that dumb people are allowed to vote. That doesn't sound very egalitarian but the truth is that this has happened in every democratic republic throughout history and it will continue to happen until we learn our lessons.

Here's what I mean... It's not because dumb people are dumb that they shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's because dishonest people are dishonest. Democracies work as long as the electorate have moderate, thoughtful, honest people to choose from. But it doesn't take long before the dishonest people start making promises to the dumb people in exchange for votes. And the more successful the dishonest people become, the more dishonest people follow the same path - leading us to Clinton v Trump. Honest people tell you the truth. The truth isn't always pleasant. Dishonest people lie. Lies are always pleasant, or at least offer a chance at pleasant. And if you don't have the mental capacity to breathe and scratch your backside at the same time, you are more likely to be swayed by dishonest arguments. And then you vote for the guy who promises the bread and circuses. Eventually it gets really muddy because all we have is dishonesty and even smart people are left with a Hobbesian nightmare or a Morton's Fork.

This is really kind of tangential to what I intended to write when I started this, but it's also important as a basis for understanding human behavior. We are, as humans, tribal by nature, prone to irrational superstitious beliefs, and we will defend those beliefs in the face of all contrary evidence - our very identities depend on it. That makes it a little easier to understand what's happening, politically, in Alabama right now.

President Trump nominated Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions to be the new Attorney General. He was confirmed, vacating his Senate seat. Governor Robert Bentley appointed Alabama Attorney General Luther Strange to serve as interim Senator. Subsequently, Bentley's own scandals and those of his supporters, including Strange, widened, eventually leading to Bentley's ouster, and the imprisonment of several high ranking state officials (and investigations continue). With Bentley out, Lieutenant Governor Kay Ivey became Governor and decided it would be wise to call a special election for the Senate seat, if only to get the Bentley stink off it. Of course Luther Strange put his name in the hat - and he was a shoo-in, since he was already occupying the seat.

But in stepped Roy Moore, and this is where it's important to understand tribalism, superstition, defensiveness, spitefulness, and why dishonest people convince dumb people to vote in dumb ways. If you aren't from Alabama and aren't familiar with Roy Moore (come now, really?) he's the Etowah County judge who became famous in the 90s for affixing a homemade wooden plaque of his preferred version of the Ten Commandments on the wall behind his bench in the courthouse. He did this because 'we've thrown god out of schools and what these criminal offenders really need is a healthy dose of that old time religion to get 'em on the straight and narrow!' (I'm paraphrasing)

Never mind that the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States prohibits this sort of thing. Never mind that there are multiple versions of the Ten Commandments in Christianity, and that in Judaism there are actually 613 commandments. Never mind the Tenets of Islam or the Wiccan Rede, or the 11 Satanic Commandments. There are the Ten Zoroastrian Commandments, the Code of a Scientologist or even the Scientific Method. 'We are in Alabama, by God, and we're Baptists and we're going to worship MY version of the Ten Commandments.' (I'm paraphrasing)

This action resulted in some minor notoriety for Moore and catapulted him to statewide prominence and led to his running for, and winning the office of Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court in 2000 to return "God to our public life and restore the moral foundation of our law." also citing that Christianity's declining influence "corresponded directly with school violence, homosexuality, and crime." Onward, Christian Soldier!

Pretty much immediately after his inauguration, Moore had a 2 ton monument to the Decalogue installed in the rotunda of the State Supreme Court building. Citing that his name was on the lease and he was therefore responsible for maintenance and decor of the building, it was well within his right to install the monument. The ACLU (in Glassroth v Moore) sued and won. Moore appealed, lots of other shenanigans and details that you can look up if you're interested, he lost the appeal, refused to remove the monument and by late 2003 he was suspended from the court and by mid 2004 he was officially removed for defying a court order. But now he was a Christian martyr and hero.

Moore ran for governor in 2010 and was trounced. But we hadn't heard the last of him. In 2012 he ran again for Chief Justice (why he is still eligible is anyone's guess) and was again elected but only by a thin margin - and against a Democrat, that's important to note. By 2015, Moore had defied another court order, this one regarding marriage licenses for gay couples and, again, he was removed (well, suspended; he finally resigned in April, 2017). Now he's doubly a Christian martyr and hero, but has less support among better educated, urban Republicans.

In September of 2017 he won the primary election against Luther Strange, and really against all odds, since the Republican establishment backed Strange, the Governor backed Strange, the President backed Strange. But don't forget, this was a primary - only Republicans. And it's Alabama, the majority of the state is rural, under-educated, and very religious, or at least outwardly so.

Since that win, many Republicans, Democrats, and independents have been very vocal in their opposition to a Roy Moore election. Even the Governor and President were wishy washy on the subject at first. Then stories began to arise about some questionable moral conduct on Roy Moore's part when he was a young attorney in the DA's office. These stories have been investigated, vetted, and corroborated by dozens of people. They are, in all likelihood, true. But don't tell Moore's Christian supporters this. They will bend logic in all kinds of ways to call the information "Fake News", and because our news media have been so terrible for so long at getting facts straight, and presenting balanced stories, the "#FakeNews" label is sticking, in the face of all contrary evidence, in this particular case. Here are just a couple of the stories:

And it appears still that tomorrow, December 12th, 2017, Alabamians will go to the polls and vote for this creep for one of two reasons
a) they don't believe it because he's a good Christian and so it must be untrue
b) they can't stomach the thought of being represented by a Democrat

So where am I in all this? Well, it's no secret I'm a skeptic, and a radical centrist. I think Hillary Clinton is a narcissistic, opportunistic harpy. I think Bill Clinton is (or was) a sexual predator and guilty of rape and abuse of power. I think Bernie Sanders is a delusional communist goofball with no idea how the economy works. I think Trump is an opportunistic, narcissistic blowhard (also probably a sexual predator) with no moral compass and no values beyond immediate gratification and what is best for him at the given moment.

I'm not a conservative Christian (far from it) nor am I an SJW liberal snowflake (far from it). What I am is a pragmatist who can see through the bullshit all these people are throwing around. And I'm not alone. Hell, even Alabama's Senior Senator - a GOP stalwart - Richard Shelby isn't going to vote for Moore. That should tell us all a thing or two.

Where am I going with all this? Well, on Sunday, December 10, 2017, I posted some jokes about Roy Moore. Sophomoric jokes to be sure, with punchlines about preferring teenage girls. I made no mention of anyone else (well, except in the joke about Trump pardoning Roman Polanski). There was no mention of religion, or Alabamians, or ignorance, or stupidity, or even the election at all. There was no allusion to anything other than Roy Moore being a creep who likes teenage girls. But the response I got from his supporters was visceral and unhinged. Essentially their criticisms came down to three things -

1) #FakeNews - okay, I can sort of see that one. If you don't believe the allegations and you think the reporting is slanted and defamatory, then this is a reasonable criticism of jokes that reference these allegations.

2) You hate Jesus -What? There was no allusion to religion; no mention of it at all. It's no secret that I have a real problem with people who push a religious agenda - including Roy Moore. But these jokes were about his penchant for young girls, not his professional proselytizing.

3) You're calling Alabamians dumb and that's why Moore is going to get elected - What? I did no such thing. I made a joke about his peccadilloes. I said nothing about Alabamians and how they vote. By assuming that's what I meant, you made a far more telling statement about your own beliefs than anything I said. Also, if you're suggesting that being called dumb means you should vote for the worst people, just out of spite, well I don't know what to think about that.

All this is to say, dial back your outrage, people! I make jokes about politicians all the time. Left, right, center - it doesn't matter to me; if you're a successful politician, chances are good that you're also slimeball - at least to some degree. Roy Moore's an easy target because he's positioned himself as some latter day crusader, but under scrutiny, his self-molded image doesn't hold up. He's a charlatan and a creep. Don't fall on your sword for this asshole.

This whole thing makes me wonder why those on the right are so quick to sling the "snowflake"epithet around. Remember - Hit Dog Hollers!

Here are a couple of good Wikipedia sources - the pages themselves aren't as useful as the resource links at the bottom. Take your time. There's a lot to go through.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

I'm not afraid of Nazis, I'm afraid of overreaction

I've struggled over the last several days to come to terms with what is happening, in re the Charlottesville, VA events last weekend. For the first time since probably late 2001, I'm fearful for the future of the country and, more especially, for my young son's future. But it's not the Nazis I'm afraid of. It's the overreaction to what they actually represent.

So this group of impudent twats rolls into Charlottesville last weekend to have their little Tiki Torch Parade and shout their epithets of white power and whatever other bilge that their cro-magnon crania could conceive. So what. Here's a group of people who disavow the legitimacy of the government by going to that same government to get a permit for their march. By expecting that government to provide police protection. And let's be honest, with the exception of a hardy and evil few, I would bet my bottom dollar there would not have been much of a march last weekend if the police had told them "you're on your own". Because they're pansies who didn't get enough hugs as children.

We have this march on Friday and Saturday, which culminated in the death of Heather Heyer when some douche-canoe coward from Ohio drove his car into a crowd of people, injuring many, and killing Heyer. And as is par for the course, our buffoon president totally fumbled the response. Was there some amount of truth in what he was saying regarding "blame on both sides"? Sure. But he's such a terrible speaker, it came out all jumbled and sounded like victim blaming. Later, after having a few days to think about it, he had another rambling press conference where he reiterated that point, adding "there are bad people on both sides and good people on both sides."

Let's talk about that. Were there bad people on both sides? Sure. We don't need to talk about the bad people in the Tiki-Torch Parade, I think that's well understood. But there were also agitators in the counter-protest who went with the intention of starting some shit. And start shit they did. And the idiots in the Tiki-Torch Parade were more than happy to reciprocate. But what about the good people on both sides? Sorry, I'm not buying it. If you went there to join the Tiki-Torch Parade, you knew why you were there, and it was not for a good and righteous reason. There were no good people on that side. To claim so is to completely ignore (or perhaps agree with?) their very publicly stated intention.

As for the good people in the counter-protests, most of those participating probably were truly there to show solidarity and support for each other, for minorities, for the town of Charlottesville, and for the well-being of our nation. But there were some who went with the intention to engage and incite. And that's exactly what these troglodyte twats wanted to accomplish with their silly Tiki-Torch Parade. They WANTED to be attacked. They WANTED to be the victims.  That way anyone riding the fence on white nationalism, who happened to be watching any number of media outlets might be convinced that he, too, is a victim and should be joining in with those neanderthal nitwits.

Engagement is the oxygen for their fire. Our best action is inaction. Let them have their silly little parade, keep an eye on them, embed spies to make sure they're not up to anything truly dangerous, and watch them swim away into their limited gene pool. Don't fall for their trap. Don't give them the attention they so desperately need and want.

But enough about the Kooky Klutz Klan and their neo-Nazi suck buddies. I'm not afraid of them. They're impotent and worthless. What I AM afraid of are these sudden calls for censorship by people I've always considered very level-headed. When you start talking about willingly stripping away foundational rights, like freedom of speech, you give me shivers. Our ability to say whatever needs to be said without worry that some government agent will spirit us away in the night, never to be heard from again, is what built this country and what maintains it today. To suggest that some groups and some speech should be limited is to suggest the destruction of this great society.

The reasons these people cite are sound, on the surface, but it doesn't take very much noodling to see the logical flaws. What's been most often repeated is that freedom of speech doesn't cover inciting violence (true) and doesn't cover hate speech (false). I'll address them in order. Yes, your right to free speech doesn't cover inciting violence. But that's a very narrow definition. What the people supporting this limit are doing is constructing a syllogism whereby supporting a philosophy that calls for genocide is de facto inciting violence. Well, in a grand philosophical sense, yes, what those people want is violence, but it's a more nebulous call for violence. Not violence now, but violence at some undetermined point in the future. What the restriction against inciting violence covers is things like "Kill that guy, now!"

As for covering "hate" speech... that's really too much of a broad term. Define "hate speech". The problem is that no one would ever be able to sufficiently define it in narrow enough terms that it isn't applied to just about anything controversial that anyone could say. Besides which, even if we could define it, it's still just words, and as long as it isn't calling for violence, slandering an individual, or creating a dangerous situation (e.g. "FIRE!" in a crowded theater) then there is and should be no restriction on it.

Finally, a hypothetical for you. Let's say we all agree that there should be restrictions on freedom of speech. Who decides what the limits are? The president? Yes. Congress? Yes. The Supreme Court? Certainly. Currently, those three branches of government are dominated by right wing conservatives. Do you really think white nationalists will be their first target? No chance. First up would be Black Lives Matter, followed by Pro-Choice groups and then Muslim groups. And the reason would be exactly what the current calls for limits are asking for - it would be because "they incite violence." Is that really what we want?

Consider that you cannot lose a right, without assigning the management and oversight of that right to someone else. Do you really trust any of our politicians to do the right thing with that kind of power? I sure don't. If we start stripping away our basic, foundational rights, we might as well get ready for the next revolution - it will follow soon after.

I understand; emotions are raw, these ne'er-do-well nincompoops with their silly Tiki-Torch Parade struck a nerve in all of us (well, most of us). But let's show them what we're made of. Let them know in no uncertain terms we aren't afraid of them; that they can say whatever they want, and hold their useless Tiki-Torch Parades to protest the removal of racist symbology, but it won't stop us from the march toward freedom for all. And it won't make us stoop to their level.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

More on the Minimum Wage

(For an earlier piece on minimum wage, see my post from 2013 titled "Minimum Wage")

It’s certainly noble to wish for everyone to have a “living wage”. The unfortunate reality, however, is that with the sheer size of our country, and the disparity of cultures, resources, and costs of living, a federally mandated, minimum “living wage” is an unrealistic goal - at least from a national perspective.

Putting aside the racist origins of “The Minimum Wage,” the argument from the far left has always been “it’s not fair that you can’t feed and house a family of four on minimum wage.” Which, like the flintlock argument the left like to employ when talking about gun control, is silly. “Minimum” means exactly that. It’s not intended to be a “living wage”, whatever that actually means. Maybe you have to work two jobs. And why is someone working for minimum wage trying to support a family of four? If this is a regular occurrence, we have larger problems.

In this instance, the more laissez-faire, fiscal conservatives are correct. If you increase the minimum wage, you increase all costs across the board. And since companies don’t actually pay for anything, this will necessarily increase the cost of living, putting it once again out of reach of minimum wage, leading to more calls to increase it again. It’s a vicious cycle, and simple economics.

The answer, then, is to peg the federal minimum wage to the lowest “living wage” in the country and automatically increase it with inflation, then leave it up to individual states and municipalities and other jurisdictions to manage it at the local level. The recent calls by many for a $15 / hour minimum wage don’t make sense, as it would put undue burdens on small businesses in areas with low costs of living, while not having any impact at all in places like New York and San Francisco. In this case, one size does NOT fit all.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Softening Our Philosophy on Criminal Justice

The United States of America, arguably one of the wealthiest and freest nations to ever exist, also has a prison problem. At 724 people per 100,000, we have, by far, the highest per capita incarceration rate in the world. Fully one quarter of those prisoners are in for minor drug offenses. So assuming we take the path toward the legalization of drugs, let’s forget about them for a moment and focus on the “real” criminals.

The recidivism rate for all prisoners, adjusted to omit those in for minor drug offenses, is more than 60%. Clearly we are not doing a very good job of rehabilitation. And if you know anything about the criminal justice system, you know that we aren’t really putting much of an effort into rehabilitation. This is an expensive and dangerous proposition. By warehousing criminals, instead of working to rehabilitate them, we are creating more dangerous criminals, instead of better citizens.

We, as Americans, must make a choice about the goals of our criminal justice system. If our goals are vengeance and punishment, along with protecting innocent civilians, then our system is on the right track but not going far enough. Since we’re already incarcerating violent criminals and making them more dangerous, with no thought toward rehabilitation, then we are wasting a lot of money and effort. We should change “3 strikes” to “2 strikes” and just lock them all up for life, with no possibility of parole. And we shouldn’t bother worrying about overcrowding. The term “cruel and unusual punishment” can really be interpreted in whatever way a good lawyer can make. It sounds harsh, but it will definitely make the rest of us safer, while wasting no resources on repeat offenders.

However, if our goals are protecting innocent civilians, while providing opportunities for rehabilitation, reparations, and a small modicum of punishment, then we need to overhaul the system. It goes against our human nature for vengeance, but if we can get past that, to our other human nature for self-preservation, then we might realize we’re far better off taking non-violent criminals (and even first-time violent offenders, depending on the nature of the offense) and offering them counseling, education, job-training - in a word, dignity. In our current system, these new and non-violent criminals are warehoused in giant, brightly lit, concrete boxes, with a host of other, older, violent criminals. After a time of sitting and doing nothing but being a prisoner, they are turned violent and dangerous themselves. It should come as no surprise that nearly ⅔ of them return to prison in short order.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Solving Our Drugs Crisis

Prohibition doesn’t work. This is not news. Or at least it shouldn’t be news. The 18th Amendment to the Constitution lasted just 12 years before it was repealed by the 21st. It was an abysmal failure. It was an attempt to legislate morality - and this is always a recipe for disaster. So knowing what we know about prohibiting mind-altering, recreational substances, why do we insist on keeping draconian laws on the books that carry harsh penalties for merely possessing something as innocuous as a dried weed?

Conspiracy theories abound (and they may well be true) that the government, and specifically the CIA, doesn’t want legal drugs because they make too much money off prohibition - from government funding of overseas adventures to fight cartels, to selling drugs in sting operations. If that is indeed the case, it’s a highly cynical, immoral and unethical reason to continue the prohibition.

What is also probably true is that the private corporations who run prisons don’t want to end prohibition because it would result in a precipitous drop in incarceration rates. More than 25% of the prisoners in the US are there for minor drug offenses. That’s indefensible. And never mind the pharmaceutical companies who OF COURSE don’t want people to buy effective, non-chemical, grown in the back yard pain relievers that easily.

It’s been said that war cannot be fought against ideas or inanimate objects but only against people. And this is being born out by the “war on drugs.” Countless lives have been ruined and lost as a result of this war. Yet, to date, there has been little, if any success, in curbing the American appetite for mind-altering substances. In fact, new ones surface all the time.

The solution, of course, is to legalize and regulate drugs, and then collect the VAT from the purchase of those drugs. There is no reason one shouldn’t be able to buy a pack of joints in a drug store or liquor store, just like the purchase of cigarettes or alcohol. If you’re of legal age, we have no reason to stop you doing what you want to do.

The arguments against the legalization of drugs are little more than scare tactics; we’ll have an epidemic of drugged out zombies, or kids will die in huge numbers, or what about our eternal souls... The first two items can be answered by looking at other countries that have decriminalized drugs (as well as California, Colorado, and Washington) and the last one is, well it’s just silly. Not surprisingly, no place that has legalized drugs has turned into a wasteland of stoners. In fact, abuse of drugs has actually ebbed since legalization. Imagine that.

There is no good reason, in a free society, to prevent people from doing whatever they want to do for recreation, provided they are not infringing on the rights of others. If someone gets whacked out of his mind and commits a crime, well, he’ll be prosecuted for that crime - whether his substance of choice is alcohol or meth. If someone wants to spend his Saturday night with an 8-ball and a hooker, I have no problem with that - so long as the 8-ball was purchased legally (i.e., not stolen) and the hooker is of legal age and has entered into the arrangement willingly.

There was an allusion to this essay in an earlier essay I wrote on immigration. Here’s where they relate. Most of our illegal drugs are crossing our southern border with illegal immigrants. It is entirely plausible that we could take care of both of these problems with one solution. By legalizing and regulating drugs on this side of the border, and working with our neighbors to the south to enact practical, legal ways to produce and ship drugs to this country, we force all the players to operate above ground. If the drug cartels don’t have to operate like militias any more, but have to operate like corporations, we’ll see more job opportunities and less violence on both sides of the border. The tax man is far scarier than the cops. He always gets what he’s after. So instead of spending a fortune on illegal weapons and soldiers, guys like “El Chapo” will have to invest in accountants and lawyers - as well as market researchers, web developers, salesmen, logistics specialists, government lobbyists, etc.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Immigration Reform

Our immigration policies have been a political hot potato for some time. The left has taken to calling illegal aliens by the meaningless, but politically correct moniker “undocumented immigrant.” The fact is, if someone came here by means other than what is legal, and if that person is not from here, then that person is, by definition, an illegal alien. Nothing more, nothing less. Like so many other things we get so caught up in the semantics of the debate, we lose sight of the actual meaning of it.

Here’s the problem. Illegal immigration DOES push down wages, but it also accomplishes the task of doing the jobs others won’t or don’t want to do, in places where there aren’t enough people to do those jobs anyway. So what do you do to keep the economy chugging along, keep the legal population working, keep wages up as much as is realistic, and keep illegal immigration down?

There are a few solutions - one of which will be outlined later in a piece I'll be publishing on drug policy. Suffice it to say, if drug laws were dealt with on both sides of the border, the number of illegal crossings would drop precipitously. However, barring that, a good solution would be to offer short term work visas and make them relatively easy to get. Agriculture businesses, construction businesses, landscaping businesses, restaurant businesses, etc. who heavily use illegal immigrants would probably jump at the opportunity to help administer the visas and bring people in to help with their projects. These organizations would be required to pay whatever the minimum wage in their local jurisdictions might be, and would be required to pay all necessary taxes, including social security. The immigrants, on the other hand, would also be required to pay taxes (unless of course we get rid of income taxes) but would NOT be required to pay Social Security, since they would not be eligible to collect it. They MAY, however, apply for permanent residence and eventually citizenship, should they so desire.

The penalty to companies for hiring immigrants without going through the proper channels would be severe. Immigrants caught taking illegal jobs would be deported immediately.

But here’s the core of this whole situation. When our economy is great, immigration increases. When our economy slows, immigration decreases. That’s all immigration - legal and illegal. When our economy is good and we have surplus jobs, that’s when we need the immigrants and we have a place for them. When it’s not good, and we don’t have surplus jobs, they stop coming anyway. If we make legal, temporary visas relatively easy to receive, it will be easier to track who, and how many, are coming, when they’re coming, what they’re doing, when they’re leaving and we’ll know when they stop coming - and that could be the most important thing to know.

As for what to do with the millions of immigrants already here illegally, we should offer some type of limited amnesty. A 4 year stint in the military in exchange for a green card for those physically capable. Perhaps 4 years of some other type of community service - like teaching foreign languages, or planting flowers in parks on the weekends, or something else that makes the world a better place. Offer a dignified and respectable way to become legal. And it would work like criminal probation. If you break the law, any law, and are convicted, you’ll be deported.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

The Tax Man Cometh

Our tax system is out of control. We have a quasi-governmental, quasi-legitimate body with the power to destroy lives seemingly on a whim but really because of the monumental cluster that is our tax code. Our income tax system has so many rules and loopholes and contradictions that even the simplest filing requires a trained professional to complete. And even they often get it wrong. The Affordable Care Act certainly didn’t help by adding another layer of red tape to the mix.

The 16th Amendment, ratified in 1913, gave congress the ability to confiscate money from the people. Rather than providing an efficient way to generate revenue to run the government, this only served to enable Senators and Representatives to enrich themselves by playing Peter Pan. Since the 16th Amendment, Congress has largely ignored actual needs of the country, in favor of incessantly working toward re-election by promising the “little guy” that he’ll “stick it to the man” to pay for your [local ball park, roads, schools, community centers, etc.]. Meanwhile, out the other side of their faces, they’re selling favors to special interest groups and corporations. All on our dime.

The fix should be simple. Scrap income tax altogether and replace it with a VAT, or consumption tax. (Unfortunately, this will require a Constitutional Amendment). There will need to be serious negotiations and studies completed to determine what items and services are taxable and what are exempt, and what individual exemptions may be allowed, but at its core, this is a progressive, rather than regressive tax because it doesn’t touch anyone’s income. And certain things like food, pharmaceuticals, and housing will not be taxed, or will be taxed after a certain dollar amount so that everyone may file for a standard refund every year, based on criteria like dependents, head of household status, etc. This will be a boon to those who only spend money on what they need. Those who like to have the new toys and expensive clothes and fancy cars will be paying more taxes. And that makes sense.

All this said, the reality is that we’re probably stuck with income tax. But even with income tax, there’s a way to ensure reform, and save taxpayers and their employers a lot of money, while creating accountability for politicians - which is something they sorely need. The automatically deducted income tax remittances are problematic for a few reasons:

  • Out of sight, out of mind. Most people have no idea how much they pay in taxes. They count on their net pay. That is just wrong. Employees should be paid everything they’ve earned, and then should file their own taxes.
  • Most employers aren’t actually in the business of tax accounting, but this forces them to provide that service. If you remove this responsibility from the companies, they would save a tremendous amount of money administering something that has nothing to do with their core business.
  • It hides the theft in plain sight. Because the money is gone before the employee ever receives it, and most employees are fine with that, the government can steal as much as they want.
  • The government is the beneficiary of a free loan from millions of taxpayers. The taxpayers who have too much withheld are, in essence, giving a free loan to the government every year. If they put that money in even a simple passbook account, they would earn at least a modicum of interest. But the government just returns it, interest free, after forcing you to prove they took too much in the first place. 

If taxpayers had to stroke a check every quarter, or even just once a year, for the taxes they owe, there WOULD be tax reform.

To pay for highways and bridges, and other infrastructure items, we should be allocating gasoline (or whatever fuel is purchased to run motorized vehicles) taxes and auto registration fees. This is what the gasoline tax was intended to do in the first place, but like so many other things, politicians have robbed that bank to pay for their pet projects. And if fuel taxes and registrations aren’t enough, we can implement tolls for upgrade and new construction projects. Those would be tightly regulated to generate a specific amount of money and when that goal is reached, the tolls would be removed.

Finally, much noise is often made about corporate taxes and how corporations are able to get away with not paying their fair share - whatever that is supposed to be. This wrongly assumes that corporations pay taxes. They do not. Corporations may be responsible for actually stroking a check to the IRS for taxes, but it is, in fact, their customers who pay the taxes. Why we even bother with the charade is anyone’s guess. That’s not to say that corporations (and by extension, their customers) shouldn’t help defray the costs of public goods and services that help them operate - like roads and sewers and environmental damage mitigation and the like. But taxes, qua taxes, should be eliminated from the corporate lexicon.